lost in translation

GOOGLE がだいすきです。とてもべんりだとおもいます。 （Google Chrome, buzz, gchat, gmail, google docs, google calendars, google earth, etc etc. ) technologyがじょうずだったら、ＧＯＯＧＬＥではたらきたいです。But since i'm technologically challenged, i'll admire from afar. Why am i bringing this up of all things? They keep coming out with new functions, like today, i noticed: (わたしはGoogle Chrome (web browser)をつかいます). ＧｏｏｇｌｅＣｈｒｏｍｅはあたらしいＦＵＮＣＴＩＯＮがあります。Automatic translations every time you load a page with non-english text. i let it translate my blog page. どうぞ、私の　ＡＢＯＵＴＭＥ:

Hi! Is Hein. Sai repellent is heavy. And we all hail from. Dai is a first-year Kunoichi Colombia. I am a historian of the glint. (Excuse me. I do not know.)よろしくinterest

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